
"PIGLET VERSUS THE WEREWOLF"
Okay, if you've never played "Vampire: The Masquerade", then I'm totally
going to lose you with the following paragraph. Piglet is a Toreador vampire
I created, who stands all of three feet and six inches tall. He dresses in children's
overalls, with Piglet from Winnie The Pooh embroidered on the front. And in
the year that I played him, he managed to kill at least four werewolves. This
is a drawing of his second kill, which was accomplished by connecting every
extension cord in a fifth story apartment to the television, plugging them into
the wall, pusing the TV out the window, and riding down on top of the set to
aim it at the werewolf's head. Piglet was full of all sorts of non-tradional
solutions to werewolf slayin'... Notice the Mag-Lite flashlight he's holding;
those spikes around the edge are silver. Note also that handle jutting out from
behind his back, that belongs to a klaive he stole from a previous victim.