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KOREA TESTS
BATISTA BOMB
Pentagon, U.N. Placed On Alert
WASHINGTON D.C. -- Governments of the world were
placed on high alert as Kim Jong-Il, dictator of North Korea,
announced what many had deemed impossible: Pyongyang has tested
its first Batista bomb. Kim's declaration was corroborated when
satellite imagery taken from the rouge nation's border with China
revealed a cave-in measuring 20 kilometers in circumference with
an estimated depth of 500 meters. More ominous  evidence
came in the shape of the crater: that of a large, egotistical
man.
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KELLY'S NIPPLES SHAPED LIKE SWASTIKAS
FROM TWIT HOME OFFICE -- Kelly "Kelly
Kelly" Kelly, ECW Vixen and self-proclaimed exhibitionist,
finally revealed to her fans why, despite several ample
opportunties to expose her breasts to the world, she has
failed to deliver. The former Miss Heineken revealed in
a tearful interview with TWIT staff that, due to a strange
and rare medical condition, each of her nipples resembles
a small, red swastika.
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SPECIAL
FEATURE
 BROTHERLY
ADVICE
Practical
Advice From Kane & The Undertaker
Each month, The Wrestling Industry
Times invites its readers to ask brothers and former WWE
Champions Kane and The Undertaker any question that's on
their minds. The half-brothers will share their unique insights
into your problems.
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Balance
Of Power Shifts In Serengetti, New Alpha Male Asserts Dominance
EDITORIAL
Rob
Van Dam Interviews Willie Nelson, Neither One Remembers
What They Talked About
Mike
Chioda To Edge: "It Was TWO, You Melodramatic Queen!"