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WRESTLING INDUSTRY TIMES
Thanks to a brilliant brainstorm with collaborator
and sexy diva Redqueen, not to mention the recent discovery of
some free time, zmannzilla.com is proud to present The Wrestling
Industry Times! If you enjoy wrestling, you'll more than likely
get a kick out of this Onion-esque collection of satirical articles
about the industry's top sports entertainers, and even a few of
the wrestlers. Click here
to go check it out...
THINGS
I'M SICK OF
Basically, a list of all the things I think need to go away. Hey,
everybody has one of these on their site, and I just happen to
be part of "everybody", so there. Anyways, it's my opportunity
to vent and let the world know why, for instance, I won't be dating
any more polygamists in the near future... Click
here to go check it out.
CHEMICAL
IMBALANCES: A MYTH?
I wrote an article in fall of 2006 about the theory behind chemical
imbalances and the methods used to treat them. Turns out that
"theory" can actually be used literally in these cases.
Click here
to read the article.
DISPELLING
THE RUMORS!
It's finally here - my answers to all the nagging
questions and crazy speculations people have been sharing about
me! Find out if, indeed, Zilla is a lumberjack who fought Batista
for the hand of Ally Hilfiger, right here on
this page!
AS
SEEN IN THE BUFFALO BEAST!
I've started an archive of my previously
published BEASTWORD puzzles, featuring crude humor and clues that
aren't afraid to make fun of themselves. Click on the thumbnail
above for a peek at my mad puzzle skillz. The
BEAST, which publishes these bizarre wastes of your
coffee break, also features political satire and commentary. Go
check it out by clicking
here.
OUR
LORD AND SAVIOR ON
"AMERICAN IDOL"
This is a weird short story that I wrote a long time ago. Click
here to read it.
YOU
MIGHT BE FROM BUFFALO IF...
My sister sent me this amusing list of Buffalo-related
jokes. There's nothing really to add to that comment, it is what
it is... Click
here to go check it out.
DEAR
MICHAEL NIMAN...
Back in January-February of 2006, Artvoice ran two articles in
a row by Michael Niman that didn't fit his normal mode of writing.
Basically, because they were poorly thought out. One was a whining
tirade about having to remove a hooded sweater before entering
a theatre, and the other was in defense of Hitler-dropping geopolitics
teacher Jay
Bennish. Since I usually have a ton of respect for
Mr. Niman, I decided to write him a letter, and call him on his
bull-crap. Click here
to read the letter, which subsequently didn't get printed, but
I will say that I haven't seen any more poorly-researched articles
from him since then.
FIGHT
CLUB ROLE PLAYING GAME
I've been getting some really great responses to the Fight Club
RPG, thanks to everyone who downloaded it and enjoyed it. I haven't
had the time recently to work on the sourcebook, however due to
a tremendous amount of positive feedback, I've decided to include
what's finished on the site. You can check it out on the In
Tyler We Trust page, which you can get to as easily as
clicking here.
SOME
OLD BLOGS
Before I was granted the honor of shelling out a bunch of money
so I could own my own name on the internet, I had some blogs in
some other locations on the web. Here are two of them:
The
Anal Pudding website - MySpace
ODD
FREAKISH AFRICAN E-MAIL SCAMS
This is a website I did, back in the day when nobody was getting
these e-mails. Now, websites like 419eater.com basically make
an entire sport out of them. Click
here to see what I had to say about them...
CATCH
MEW IN LEAFGREEN
Yeah, it's incredibly dorky, I know... There was this huge rash
of "Get Mew" rumors floating around the 'net for a while,
and as a joke I decided to start my own. See, Mew is an impossible
to catch Pokemon, the only way you can actually get one is by
trading with someone who has one, or by cheating (and since I'm
determined to beat Pokemon without cheating, this simply isn't
an option). Click here
to see the prank "Catch Mew" story I circulated...
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